solitary confinement

Being stuck by yourself either by force or by your own volition. Heaven to introverts, and hell to extroverts.

My parents were going to my brother's band concert, so I was in solitary confinement for seven hours. IT WAS GREAT!

by ucluelet harbor December 22, 2008

solitary confinement

given to a prison inmate. the inmate is locked in a room wit no windows or doors, excdept for the entrance, for a certain amount of time.

killa got into a fight, so he got solitary confinement.

by da madd scientist October 3, 2003

solitary confinement

The condition necessary for masturbation.

John locked himself up in solitary confinement for a bit of "fun"

by shroomie October 9, 2003

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.

Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016

Solitary confinement

Where your virginity is

Jon: why can I ever get laid

Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole

by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

solitary confinement

1)A punishment for bad behavior in prisons. Subject is placed in a cell with no contact with other prisoners.
2) A precaution used to prevent the spread of contagious diseases. Anyone suspected of carrying a disease is placed in an isolated room with minimal direct contact with others.

See above, dumbass.

by Anon. October 1, 2003

Solitaire Confinement

(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.

Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"

Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."

Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"

by Harlsbarkley July 30, 2010