contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Constraction

Constructed or manufactured distraction, defraction and reaction in the media, usually Right-Wing driven.

Hence, Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction.

Daily Bleach Landings on the Foresure & SeeBest of Labour/Greens Collaboracy* government is a monotonously repetitive form of Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction.

The ending was pure constraction.

by PartisanZ March 12, 2022

contrapting

To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.

I'm contrapting a plan to land this plane.

by Dictionary + August 11, 2016

Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!

by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018