When you are extremely sexually aroused by historical documents; primarily the United States Constitution.
"After a long political debate, he retired to his chambers and proceeded to violently constitubate."
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May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.
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Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit
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Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
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Get the Constipated mug.Verbal constipation is when you have a lot on your mind to say but you ether don't have the courage to say it or simply choose not to. Verbal constipation when pent up can cause depression, stress, anger and self doubt ETC.
Shane: Hey did Alex ever get that stuff off his chest to Danielle?
Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.
Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.
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Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
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