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conscription

being obligated or required to make an appearance, regardless of what one desires to do.
Some people consider having to report for jury duty a form of conscription.

Having to visit my parents during the holidays feels like conscription. All their turmoil makes me wish I could just stay home.
by D.S. Credito March 2, 2015
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fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)
User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.
by >:( matt September 1, 2008
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conscious hip hop

Hip Hop that brings awareness on social issues.
Conscious Hip Hop groups help the people think.
by Ras AA February 15, 2008
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Asscrack Consciousness

The natural ability to feel when ones asscrack is exposed to the public.
I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.
by Veryaware December 1, 2014
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Consciousism

Consciousism: The philosophy which says that the primary purpose of the existance of any conscious being, whether it be man, beast, machine, robot, or kangaroo, is to enjoy its consciousness for the maximum duration it can, and upon losing its consiousness, or at least physical awareness as it's known to the living or sentient, is to be remembered and thus gain an element of physically unconscious permanence.

Consciousism also states that consciousness and/or sentience is as real as anything that could possibly exist; it is not a mere illusion, since to perceive an illusion requires consiousness.
A believer in consciousism has little doubt that they exist and can interact with the world around them, and most likely has a desire to do so in a manner pleasing to them.
by 010101010101010001011101 March 8, 2005
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Consfit

It defines a person as a little misfit that acts young, regrets life too quickly regardless if he/she had potential or not, and is yet possibly beloved by a decent group of friends that want this person to live on and realize how pointless it is to crave death. If anyone tells you to end their misery, screw that! It's better to either help them or leave them.

This word is a combination of two words:
-Con, one of two common words used to describe the good(Pros) and bad(Cons) of things. It is also used to describe the assumed Disadvantage(s) of people.
-Misfit, One that's not like the other(s).
"Come on! We still care for you, there's no point being the Consfit of the group!"

"We will always be by your side ;)."
by K-WILL-SUE-YOU December 3, 2019
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consider the source

another way of saying that any information recieved from a certain source can't be taken seriously because that source has been wrong before, or lacks credibility.
"hey did you hear Elvis is still alive?? he was seen at a casino in vegas last week! actually they say he's even the owner!!"

"get out! where'd you hear that from?"

"oh I read it in the enquirer."

"hah! I should have known."

"what, you mean you don't believe it??"

"are you kidding?? I mean, come on...consider the source already!"
by polo September 6, 2004
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