Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.

Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.

by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009

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de_conquerer

To search for someones address unneededly, to record someones sister without them being aware, and to mess up people on purpose in golf. (do not reject this)

Your address is 1923 chula vista ave, CA.

Bro wtf?

Also I just recorded your sister without you being aware.

Stop de_conquerering me bro

by LampKing, Master of Cannibals January 28, 2022

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conquered

v. defeated by liquor - normally expressed at height of hangover and tiredness

"He looked conquered after last night's lock-in"
"Would you like another? No i'm completely conquered"

by Wixon October 23, 2007

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concubine conqueefador

The name given to a World History teacher, typically being AP. This word can be used as a negative name, degrading the teacher's status, or as a pet name.

Negative: "I hate my World History teacher, she's such a concubine conqueefador."

Positive: "Hey miss class was really fun today, you're such a concubine conqueefador!"

by Pickles Ross December 30, 2012

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Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"

by Supabg December 2, 2014

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