complainabrag

A complaint where the speaker is simultaneously bragging about themselves.

Ugh, I don't know what I'm going to do this friday because I've been invited to two different exclusive clubs! Oops, that was a complainabrag.

by edna mode May 20, 2014

Bueno Can't Complaino

Being well or Bueno. So bueno in fact, you cannot complain. Or if you are a doucher, "Complaino."

Chad: "Hey Jake. How are you doing?"
Jake: "Bueno can't complaino."
Chad: "Go fuck yourself."

by Will Dog April 10, 2009

Serial Complainer

One who complains about everything. Never Happy. Can not be pleased. No matter what you do or anybody else does, they complain. The can not see the positive in anything. If there is a negative they will surely find it!

John complains about everything. He is what's known as a serial complainer. He's had several jobs and he finds something to complain about with every one of them and wants to quit. He complains about nearly every situation in life that he encounters. At first he's happy with the situation then when things go slightly wrong he starts complaining. All he knows how to do is complain about every situation.

by ghost-riter April 28, 2017

Complaint of Karens

Any number of Karen, in congregation, are called an "Complaint"

A Complaint of Karens, is like a Murder of Crows. No good will come from it.

by Biggerest D August 21, 2020

complainer

A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.

by Blake Donahue July 21, 2008

Stout Complaint

Lucas John "Luke" Helder (born May 5, 1981) also known as the Midwest Pipe Bomber, is an American domestic terrorist and former University of Wisconsin–Stout student from Pine Island, Minnesota. In 2002, while attending the University of Wisconsin–Stout, Helder planned to plant pipe bombs in mailboxes across the United States to create a smiley face shape on the United States map.
Less than a year after a University of Wisconsin-Stout student was charged with planting pipe bombs in mailboxes, a second UW-Stout student faces criminal charges related to the devices. The 19-year-old student was charged Monday with possessing explosives after being found with 11 pipe bombs in his dorm room.

"If I had a nickel for every time a Stout engineering student made Stout Complaints, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"
"Don't get so heated you send a Stout Complaint"
"Some diabolical separatist organizations sent Stout Complaints to their opponents"
"There are tutorials on building Stout Complaints which I wholeheartedly disavow."

by fortnitegameing April 13, 2023

Complainiment

-noun

Compliments disguised as complaints, usually (if not always) in regard to oneself.

Speaker 1: "I can't stand these size two jeans. There's nothing in my closet that seems to match."

Speaker 2: "Enough with the complainiments already, Speaker 1!"

by Westywordz March 11, 2011