condesplain

To explain to a person with condescension. To assume you are more qualified to speak on a subject than a trained professional because of something you read on the Internet, or in a book, etc; or because of an assumption based on gender. (Including man/womansplaining).

Can be used as an umbrella or gender neutral term.

The antivaxxer condesplained to the doctor the dangers of the MMR vaccine based on a debunked paper.

Judy knew that men didn't know how to cook so she proceeded to condesplain a simple recipe to her coworker.

by Architectphonic May 23, 2016

Condescending

Subtly showing that you feel superior to others. Is usually viewed as extremely douchey

Oh, I hate that kid. He's such a condescending piece of shit.

by mayanaze February 21, 2017

conady

The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.

I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!

Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!

by jediracer September 28, 2012

Condesplain

Explaining something in the most long-winded and likely inaccurate way that a) was totally unsolicited and/or b) whoever you're telling definitely already knows (probably more about). Anyone can be a total asshole!

Don't condesplain my own name to me (I mean, unless you named me).

by batnashdash July 27, 2018

Condan

The ultimate brotp. Everyone loves Condan. They instantly click based on their shared love for guitars and Jimi Hendrix. They will band together to destroy you with their bro-ness.

Did you see Condan the other day?
Yeah bro. I'm so jealous of their bro-ness. Why can't we be like that, bro?
Idk, bro

by Pancake203 May 22, 2019

cocodile

A cocodile is a crocodile but infinitely cooler

that cocodile was so cool

by NotNotNotNeil June 25, 2022

Condaddy

A person named samantha . And BOII SHE LIT ASFF!!

(We walk into Art Class) Ori: CONDADDY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!
Me:BOII YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!

by CONDADDY 💕 October 28, 2017