conjugal

relating to the times when people visit their convict spouses in jail for the sole purpose of having sex, doing the deed, taking a vacation down south
After the eighteenth conjugal visit in two months, Al Capone's wife decided he just wasn't worth it and filed for a restraining order.
by Al Capone May 13, 2005
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Conjugate

To have sexual intercourse...sometimes to music. A term of exclamation used to tell someone you just had sex.

The term comes from the song Killer Queen, where it sounds like Freddie Mercury says, "Little man from China, who conjuagtes vagina."
1. MAN,I just conjugated that...GIGGETY GIGGETY GIGGETY
2. I was up till 3 last night conjugating
by Delta T July 29, 2008
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conjugate

The "unlearned" way of saying congregate.
Excuse me fellas, but I'm gunna have to ask you guys to conjugate over there.
by paperbagman January 16, 2008
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Conjugate

1.V; To properly pronounce words, and form Sentances; Usually applied to speech, but may be used for typed communication.
Joe conjugated his words so poorly, that i had to ask him to repeat what he said.
by Bookworm February 04, 2005
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conjugally invite

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
by investor February 17, 2009
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canoe conjugals

Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.
Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.

"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"
by Mondak June 13, 2007
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conjugal visit

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.
"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"
by Mr C. December 11, 2003
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