Conjugulate

to mess up or do something wrong. Or to become sick

Ughh that pie totally conjugulated my stomach!

Katie is stupid; she always conjugulates in class.

by melanie w April 1, 2007

contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

conjibulate

The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.

To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.

I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating

by Lucid Space Dog May 24, 2016

conjukulate

To move ones hips in an ajile manner, while jiratting and maneuvering.

Hey Bobby what are you doing? What do you mean, I'm conjukulating.

Bobby:Did you see Lil John get hit by that car , and go into a seizure?

Dossie: He's not having a seizure dummy, he's conjukulating.

Nick:Parrish what's wrong with you, why are you shivering?
Parrish: I'm not cold, dumb azz I'm conjukulating stupid!!!

Dossie: I go to church and conjukulate!

by Versatillium October 27, 2017

Conjobulate

A word used to describe mixing stuff together.

"Hey bb gorl wanna conjobulate 🥵"

by Zipstey October 26, 2020

dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

conjubilate

v.-the unpleasant churning motion of the contents of one's stomach during running, jumping or other physical activity.

conjublilation (n.), conjublilating (adj.), conjubliatingly (adv.)

My steak and eggs was conjublilating all around as I ran after the city bus.

by Matti February 15, 2004