conkasa

The totally canon ship between Connie Springer and Mikasa Ackerman from Attack On Titan

Person 1: Ew, why do you ship this
Person 2: wdym, Conkasa is literally canon. They get married is chapter 169

by Ibukisimp March 26, 2021

Randy Conklin

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018

Conker

The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.

by Paul Newman February 8, 2004

Conky

When something is wierdly funny.

something strange happens but it is funny
-That was Conky!

by vilhelm II April 15, 2021

conk bat

when one has sex with another, but at the same time they are being bonked by the person. this is good if you're a masochist

"conk bat me"

A: "i conk batted amelia the other night, it was pretty fun"
B: "really dude? thats awesome!"

by catboygogy69 November 1, 2020

conhaxx

Conhaxx Serverside is a condo serverside created by Almighty StrafeModz
it is known for the condos and long lasting

if yo hate roblox oders and hate roblox condos conhaxx the right shit for you

yo dude imma buy conhaxx to destroy condos no cap

by Meek it’s February 12, 2021

Brett Conkling

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.

I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK

by AJDavie December 18, 2009