Congeeble

1. When two parts that have no evident correlation somehow, someway, combine in a super natural way.

2. A fecal compaction of the bowls; Constipated

I am so damn congeebled.

by Kbrosemeyer April 17, 2022

miss congeniality

the person named most fun in a beauty pageant

whoa she was miss congeneality?!

by Nikster June 5, 2005

congee

An asian food; it's texture is of slimy and gooey origins (i.e jizz pudding); it is made during the soaking of rice in water for extended periods of time.

I went to the store to buy some congee.

by thecorrectifieddefinitivater June 17, 2004

convene

To assemble. The morpheme of convention.

They must convene to discuss the current problems.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Man Congee

Semen

Randall became so excited by Caitlin's nude clogging exhibition for his 40th birthday that he showered himself and his uncle's bouzouki in man congee.

by bc honey badger October 25, 2011

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006

miss congeniality

An action/comedy starring Sandrs Bullock and Benjamin Bratt.

"Miss Congeniality is one of my favorite movies."

by Lindsay July 17, 2004