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confuckulation

a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up
You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever
by Rog H. July 3, 2008
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Confuzzlation

the state of one not in understanding of one else.
-Dude, what are you saying?

-I have no idea

-damn thats confuzzlation right there
by bobble888 April 4, 2010
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Confabulation

a reaction to memory loss where one fills in gaps of forgotten time with "inappropriate words"
Latoya: "heyyy bob. that was some party last night"

Bob: "oh yeah. i loved the part where... WTF?! OMFG! u beyotch! coffee! WTH?...yup, that was good stuff"

Latoya: "umm...?"

Kayli: "oh don't mind bob, he's just suffering from confabulation. poor guy"
by i<3life August 25, 2009
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Confapulations

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.
"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"
by Baconstain June 6, 2013
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confuckulations

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation
confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.
by antie nae September 27, 2011
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Confriculation

What happens when you confriculate to much.
Whoa! I confriculated to much! I just confriculationed!
by Hayden_182 December 12, 2006
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Conjaculations

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.
- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!
by Pmcparty February 2, 2021
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