Confabulation

a reaction to memory loss where one fills in gaps of forgotten time with "inappropriate words"

Latoya: "heyyy bob. that was some party last night"

Bob: "oh yeah. i loved the part where... WTF?! OMFG! u beyotch! coffee! WTH?...yup, that was good stuff"

Latoya: "umm...?"

Kayli: "oh don't mind bob, he's just suffering from confabulation. poor guy"

by i<3life August 25, 2009

Flag

Get the Confabulation mug.

Confapulations

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.

"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"

by Baconstain June 6, 2013

Flag

Get the Confapulations mug.

Related Words

confoculation • confuculation • confuckulation • Confabulation • Conjaculations • condolulations • confapulation • Condomulation • condoulations • Confagulations

confuckulations

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation

confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.

by antie nae September 27, 2011

Flag

Get the confuckulations mug.

condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.

Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"

by blamo54 December 19, 2012

Flag

Get the condolulations mug.

confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

Flag