by assaholic bitch September 25, 2019
Get the Terms and conditions mug.Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.
Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."
Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"
All: Laughter.
Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"
All: Laughter.
by beagley May 20, 2009
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An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.
-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?
-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.
-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.
by 123yik June 7, 2010
Get the Air Conditioner mug.A method of cooling a car not equipped with air conditioning. Roll down four windows and drive forty miles an hour!
When asked if the car had air conditioning the salesman tried to make a joke of the car's shortcoming, "Sure, it has four-forty air conditioning."
by Randy Bonjour July 10, 2006
Get the four-forty air conditioning mug.From firearms terminology: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety off.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
Get the Condition Zero mug.AKA "The Pavlonian Reinforcement". Possibly one of the most important psychological principles you can learn to overcome fear and negative mindsets for good and build CONFIDENCE. The neutral stimulus (NS) is what has no mental reaction, but paying attention to your environment. The unconditional stimulus (US) is what automatically causes your body to react to certain emotions (think anxiety, fear, laughter, happiness, nervousness, sad). The NS turns into the conditional stimulus (CS) when the NS collides with the US. The reaction produced from these 2 stimuli is what's called "The conditioned response".
Here is an example of classical conditioning at its finest...
Let's say you're at the mall or at the store (Neutral Stimulus). All of a sudden, you spot a chick you'd like approach, talk to and meet. But then, the sign of that chick gives you Approach Anxiety (Unconditional stimulus). Next, you get the guts to approach her, talk to her, and kiss her at the end, BUT she either rejects you or asks you if you're crazy or there's anything wrong with you (NS meets US, now NS turns to CS and it produces the conditioned response of a rapid heartbeat, trembling hands, and xerostomia which is cotton mouth). The more this process is continued which is habituation, the more you weaken the conditioned response to feel that icky sensation when you want to make your moves on a girl you like. TRUST ME... you'll feel A LOT more confident at the end!!
Let's say you're at the mall or at the store (Neutral Stimulus). All of a sudden, you spot a chick you'd like approach, talk to and meet. But then, the sign of that chick gives you Approach Anxiety (Unconditional stimulus). Next, you get the guts to approach her, talk to her, and kiss her at the end, BUT she either rejects you or asks you if you're crazy or there's anything wrong with you (NS meets US, now NS turns to CS and it produces the conditioned response of a rapid heartbeat, trembling hands, and xerostomia which is cotton mouth). The more this process is continued which is habituation, the more you weaken the conditioned response to feel that icky sensation when you want to make your moves on a girl you like. TRUST ME... you'll feel A LOT more confident at the end!!
by xSexXXyXScorpioLeo1102 September 17, 2010
Get the Classical Conditioning mug.frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.
by hnbc August 4, 2006
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