Coffee Condom

A cardboard sleeve made to insulate to-go coffee cups.

I did not use a coffee condom and my espresso got cold. I should learn to practice safe drinking.

by Dr Piggapuss October 1, 2018

Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Condom

A rain jacket for your penis.

"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"

by SKKW1313 June 10, 2015

Crapper Condom

The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.

"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."

by Alan1999 August 4, 2008

female condom

A female condom can be placed directly in the pussy of a woman. It can be useful for a threesome when there is one guy and two girls. This way the guy can switch holes without sharing an STI between the two girls.
It can also be useful if a guy wants to switch between vaginal and anal sex with just one girl. By adding a female condom in both holes, it protects vaginal flora.

If a sexfriend tells me she knows another girl interested in a threesome, it will be more fun with female condoms!

by Find a Wingman May 24, 2020

Condiment

An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.

A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?

by Cex February 22, 2012

condescending bitch

Person who believes you need their help and cannot succeed on your own. Person who believes they are superior to you and offers help when they dont even have anything.

I'll take care of you when I get rich and sell my music. Right now im living off my husbands money. Response: i have more money than you, you condescending bitch.

by flexas January 28, 2014