A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.
"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."
- Jesus
- Jesus
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Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?
Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe
Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!
Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia
Dylan: .....What the fuck?!
Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe
Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!
Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia
Dylan: .....What the fuck?!
by Randy the Dandy April 8, 2010
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Get the Condomint Slapstick mug.Definition 1:
Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).
Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.
Definition 2:
Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).
Definition 3:
Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.
Definition 4:
Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.
Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).
Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.
Definition 2:
Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).
Definition 3:
Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.
Definition 4:
Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.
"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."
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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."
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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."
by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009
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Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.
Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.
Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.
by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011
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being that "profanity" is used as a overall distinction of chioce negative words i.e ( shit, fuck, fuckin A',,shit fuck shit,) all such words lack any "pro" qualities thus the birth of "confanity" as redundant as it is ..
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