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concuboy

a boy who is my bitch; the guy version of concubine
Dude, you have that guy so whipped. He is such your concuboy
by Liz December 14, 2003
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concubine

A woman in an ongoing monogamous relationship with a man of her own volition, regardless of economic, social, or marital status.
My concubine is free to make her own choices. She may stay or go at her will.
by dudemanhippie November 11, 2010
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Pineapple Concubine

A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.
hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained
by tudders1 April 12, 2017
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concubining

Living together with several different sex/romantic partners. To have multiple girlfriends or wives, all of whom know about each other and live in the same house. Polygamy.

Originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. Now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early Christendom: Charlamagne had multiple wives.

The word was recently popularized by one Ricky Lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: "None now, but I have six on the way." When the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied "No, I be concubining." Meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
Judge: "Do you have any children?"
Lackey: "No, but I have six on the way."
Judge: "So, you're marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No, I be concubining."
by the birds and trees October 22, 2007
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Refried Concubine Rice

Concubine rice that's being reserved a second time, and is reheated in bacdafucup sauce to freshen it.

Commonly eaten by haters.
Dave : Hey Tony what are you eating? It smells awful.

Tony: Just some refried Concubine Rice.

Dave (groaning) : Duuudde

Tony (with mouth full): Deal with it!
by The Second Cumming February 19, 2010
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Concubine

dave: out with the wife tonight dude?

alan: no i'm ragging my concubine
by FloraJane May 25, 2009
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Concubonk

I just hooked up with her for a quick Concubonk.

Do you know her? Not really, she was just a Concubonk.
by crispy1174 December 18, 2011
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