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concrete fever

a term used to describe an overzealous construction worker's state of mind when pouring concrete. Usually characterized by irritability, yelling, and generally unpleasant behavior.
The foreman is being a total douchebag today because he has concrete fever.
by Johnnybunch January 23, 2009
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Cup of Concrete

When someone is being to soft and is not showing the testicular fortitude required for a given situation, you may tell them to "Have a cup of concrete". This is basically to tell them to Harden the f$#k up! HTFU
Gerald: sh1t ive just hurt my arm i cant play anymore.
Stan: Have a cup of concrete mate and serve the ball.
by Well 'ard July 5, 2009
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concrip

To fling something or somebody small with whipping action towards the ground. Can be implemented against small animals, dolls, CDs, etc. Usually causing considerable amounts of damage. i.e. breaking every bone in body, severly comprimising structurual form, etc. Can also be used as an exclamation such as dammit or shit. Could also be seen as simply hurling somthing towards the ground.
Concrip it!

Concrip you to hell!

My dad concripped my phone and now it doesn't work.

My brother concripped my hamster.

Gollum was grabbed by the ankle by an Ent and concripped.

I fell out of a plane and concripped myself.
by winpie January 27, 2008
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Concrete kiss

Concrete kiss occurs when either someone runs face first into a wall, or someone is thrown face first into a wall.
ahhhh, chirst, that concrete kiss hurt

hey billy, give em a concrete kiss
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Conceited Corporate Cunt

WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
by JohnJobee September 29, 2011
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Conchita Espinosa

The irrelevant school in miami that all the girls want belen boys and all the boys go to columbus
Girl: I go to conchita espinosa

Any boy: what the fuk is that
by mylifeissococo September 14, 2019
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concrete stiffy

A very hard erection of lasting duration.
She teased me to extremes, my prime boner was a concrete stiffy!
by little miss perky February 10, 2009
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