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conch

Refering to the female genitalia due to it's resemblence to the marine gastropod mollusc. a.k.a. pussy,vagina,cooch; pernounced with the ch sound
Dude, Caitie came over last night in that one dress n' I totally seen her conch.
by jakkovasaurus April 14, 2010
mugGet the conchmug.

conch

the slimy sliver of stinky skin on a womans pussy-boner
that is the grossest smelliest conch ive ever seen
by jhbfksbcbkhbfjhbv May 31, 2007
mugGet the conchmug.

conch

Anything and everything, often people are offended by its over-usage

punch window trampoline bacardi
by baCONCHi safe CONCH car May 16, 2006
mugGet the conchmug.

conch

A repulsivly large pussy area in which is disfigured and is covered in lumpy green bumps in which, at this time, are unidentifiable. As stated by Emi Chow, "My girlfriend has a conch. It isn't the nicest thing to have for dinner."
"I think Erika may have a slight case of conch," stated Dr. Williams.
by hairy_ass_muahaha March 17, 2003
mugGet the conchmug.

conch

when 1 person fucks the other up the ass while also giving them head.
When Mike was about to blow his load, Jon decided to conch him so he could get Mike's jiz in his mouth.
by rire October 1, 2006
mugGet the conchmug.

conch

The sexy part of skin and sometimes hair between a guy's balls and his anus
Serge: Hey Tanya will you put some oral pressure on my conch tonite?
by Hierum P Fucknuckle November 1, 2006
mugGet the conchmug.

conch

A big lard ball that is repulsively disgusting and green
"I ate a conch that was sitting in the fridge last night"
by Bagger May 13, 2005
mugGet the conchmug.

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