conal

A blow to the face with a fist.

He met conal.

by Kiwi. October 16, 2003

Conal

Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.

Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"

Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."

by Hershel Orr May 23, 2013

conal

Gobshite

(Hollers): Gobshite!
Conal: Yes?

by Bob July 24, 2003

conalled

To be conalled is to be so drunk at pre's you pass out before you reach the first pub.

I am so conalled right now

by leicesterfacts December 6, 2016

Conalism

When someone abruptly leaves a what's app group due to fake coronavirus symptoms.

Conalism was rife on WhatsApp yesterday.

by Conalcorona April 13, 2020

conal

A noun that describes an act such that the actor is not be able to constrain one's urinary urges and therefore runs to the side of a road or walkway or ditch and urinates.

e.g. to "pull a conal"

He was stuck in traffic for the next five miles before the nearest gas station, therefore he drove to the side of the road and pulled a conal.

by conal_observer May 28, 2010

Conall

Conall is a male who often ditches the boys for his girlfriend. His girlfriend is very self centred and does not like to hang around others when with Conall.

Sorry man I can’t hang anymore I gotta see my girlfriend

Come on man don’t pull a Conall

by K lol nibba July 26, 2019