Comstock Lode

Act of a man with a sterling Prince Albert cumming in a silver spoon and the bitch eat it.

Man, you shoulda seen the Comstock Lode I fed that bitch after we left the bar last night!

by ScottyPhillips March 12, 2011

troy comstock

Biggest bitch around also has smallest penis , lies about his car and daddy's truck

Troy Comstocks penis is so small

by Lefler1 February 12, 2017

Comstock

one who associates with another's dog

that girl was rolling around in the mud with my dog! What a comstock!

by Professor Goggleye-Aklibok, PhD November 7, 2005

Comstock

A word to describe a glutton, one who begs for food until he/she becomes so frustrated that he/she bites you on the leg. Typically a fat yet very attractive individual, slothful yet endearing. Sometimes has eye herpes and a missing front tooth.

He came over to hang out and ended up eating the entire pumpkin pie I made earlier for my family reunion tomorrow. I should have been mad at the comstock but he looked so helpless due to the resulting nausea that I just wanted to give him a hug.

by Meghan R. November 23, 2006

comstockery

of or relating to the failed mining corporation Comstock Load

"Due to Sam's comstockery at the stock exchange, we are now in severe debt."

by The Puppet Master November 17, 2003

comstat

a crappy stationary shop that rips you off that is run by a freshie who is always on the fone and tries to talk about your family life and traumatises people who do work experiece there and if you steal from her the freshie bitch stands in the doorway and shouts indian swears like haram zada kutoo benchaud bitch

i h8 comstat

by sunil April 29, 2004

Cory Comstock

(Born|August 1,1992)is a English/Irish and Portuguese,fat ass man who loves video games,Japanese anime action figures,j-pop and danny phantom,his favorite video games series are Castlevania,Kirby,Mega man and x series,Bomberman,Sonic the hedgehog,Twinbee,Goemon,Ghost n' Goblins,Tales of,capcom and konami video games.,he's has Autism and has a gay brother name blaise(witch he's 2 years younger than him,and has obsessive compulsive and in love with mario and Drew pickles the gayest man,and also the gayest boy),Cory also loves bloody and ultra violence animes,and cory wants to win the lottery to get out of his shitty ass life.

Hello my name is Cory Comstock and i'm fat,soooooo fucking FAT!!

by CoryWorld1992 September 4, 2010