General Cossack Manouvre:
The act whereby Cossack moon's anyone. Often commited at cossack party. The effect of this will often blind anyone looking at Cossacks now shining white arse.
Advanced Cossack Manouvre:
As above but done while singing Bohemian Rhapsody or 500 miles. Alternative: done while giving piggyback ride to friend.
Stealth Cossack Manouvre:
Taking photos of ones genitals in a room full of people. On someone elses digital camera. With no one noticing. Often has the added effect of taking genital photo(s), three or four general photos then secondary genital photo(s) to stun as they think its safe to look again.
Hanging Cossack Manouvre:
Hanging ones bare shining arse over the edge of your bed to moon someone lying there. Requires some balance and accomplace to operate light when in correct position. Also known as the Rising Dawn and Hanging Gardens of Cossack.
This Manouvre often results in the phrase: "Oh my god the light, the LIGHT!" being yelled
The act whereby Cossack moon's anyone. Often commited at cossack party. The effect of this will often blind anyone looking at Cossacks now shining white arse.
Advanced Cossack Manouvre:
As above but done while singing Bohemian Rhapsody or 500 miles. Alternative: done while giving piggyback ride to friend.
Stealth Cossack Manouvre:
Taking photos of ones genitals in a room full of people. On someone elses digital camera. With no one noticing. Often has the added effect of taking genital photo(s), three or four general photos then secondary genital photo(s) to stun as they think its safe to look again.
Hanging Cossack Manouvre:
Hanging ones bare shining arse over the edge of your bed to moon someone lying there. Requires some balance and accomplace to operate light when in correct position. Also known as the Rising Dawn and Hanging Gardens of Cossack.
This Manouvre often results in the phrase: "Oh my god the light, the LIGHT!" being yelled
Dark Room full of people.
Execute General Cossack Manouvre from vantage point.
Cossack: Someone turn on the light please...
Panic ensures.
Execute General Cossack Manouvre from vantage point.
Cossack: Someone turn on the light please...
Panic ensures.
by Beryl Ubergirth September 24, 2005
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An unstoppable killing machine from the age of Rape & Pillage, nothing could stop them, not even Pikemen with Italian Priests!
An unstoppable killing machine from the age of Rape & Pillage, nothing could stop them, not even Pikemen with Italian Priests!
by Dr. DEM January 7, 2010
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A Slavic warrior caste known throughout Russia, Ukraine and Northern Mongolia. The name Cossack probably originates from Turkic, "Kazakh" meaning either "horseman" or "free man" (i.e. not a serf or noble) depending on context. Both definitions hold true, as Cossack warriors were exclusively cavalry, and actively recruited freed or runaway serfs into their ranks. Going by the Turkic/Mongolian origin of their name, the Cossacks may have originated in Central Asia, and migrated into the Slavic lands as nomads, perhaps on the heels of the Mongol invasions.
Historically, the Cossacks were predominantly Russian Orthodox Christian, but there were a few, especially around Crimea, who were Muslim, and some were even Buddhists from Mongolia.
Most early accounts of the Cossacks come from those who fought them, and recount their brutality and the use of bull whips as a battlefield weapon. Later accounts come from Russian officers who fought alongside the Cossacks during Napoleon's invasion of Russia. The Cossacks fought alongside the Russian army as late as WWI. In the Revolution, the Cossacks aligned with the Czar, and committed numerous acts of brutality against anyone suspected of Communist sympathies. They also carried out pogroms against Jewish villagers, under the assumption that all Jews were Communists. After the Revolution, the Cossacks were persecuted by the Bolsheviks and finally crushed by Stalin.
Historically, the Cossacks were predominantly Russian Orthodox Christian, but there were a few, especially around Crimea, who were Muslim, and some were even Buddhists from Mongolia.
Most early accounts of the Cossacks come from those who fought them, and recount their brutality and the use of bull whips as a battlefield weapon. Later accounts come from Russian officers who fought alongside the Cossacks during Napoleon's invasion of Russia. The Cossacks fought alongside the Russian army as late as WWI. In the Revolution, the Cossacks aligned with the Czar, and committed numerous acts of brutality against anyone suspected of Communist sympathies. They also carried out pogroms against Jewish villagers, under the assumption that all Jews were Communists. After the Revolution, the Cossacks were persecuted by the Bolsheviks and finally crushed by Stalin.
The Cossacks raided the village.
The Cossack cavalry chased the Austrians down the embankment with their whips.
The Cossack cavalry chased the French into the marshes with their sabers.
A Cossack can kill three ninjas and seven pirates with one lash of his whip.
The Cossack cavalry chased the Austrians down the embankment with their whips.
The Cossack cavalry chased the French into the marshes with their sabers.
A Cossack can kill three ninjas and seven pirates with one lash of his whip.
by the birds and trees November 14, 2007
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by Comstable Brah December 2, 2011
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by vikingsquid December 12, 2014
Get the comshaw mug.A cowssacre is an act in the popular indie game, Minecraft, where a person will find a multitude of cows, then proceed to slaughter each one. Whether it be individual killings, or mass murder.
Miner 1: "Dude let's go on a cowssacre in the forest!"
Miner 2: "NO! Didn't you hear what happened at Virginia Tech?!"
Miner 1: "No, It's ok! This is a video game so nothing on the internet can be directly traced back to us!"
Miner 2: "Oh, ALRIGHT!"
*Gang proceeds to use their admin powers to smite all the cows*
Miner 2: "NO! Didn't you hear what happened at Virginia Tech?!"
Miner 1: "No, It's ok! This is a video game so nothing on the internet can be directly traced back to us!"
Miner 2: "Oh, ALRIGHT!"
*Gang proceeds to use their admin powers to smite all the cows*
by PlannedBoredom December 15, 2011
Get the cowssacre mug.Cossaks were feared Russian military elite, but cossaks is now a negative term used to describe Russians or Eastern Europeans. The hate might come from the fact that they fought with the Nazi's during WWII and before then generally hated Jews.
"He tried to posion me the dirty Cossak!" - Lenny from RocknRolla
"My Grammy never gave gifts, she was too busy being raped by cossacks" - Woody Allen in Annie Hall
"My Grammy never gave gifts, she was too busy being raped by cossacks" - Woody Allen in Annie Hall
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