Suicidal Cumshot

The act of a female giving a male a handjob, and at the conclusion, the male cums on his own face

Jamie was giving Eric a handjob and his ejaculation hit him in the face causing a Suicidal Cumshot.

by Jamaal112398801 November 16, 2013

cumshot

your penis turns into a water gun and you prepare it by reloading pp, and shoots white stuff or some shit idk

my bf just cumshot in me and it tasted like apple juice

by bbcmaster69 November 24, 2021

lil cumshot

a famous rapper who is has put other rappers like drake to shame, also known for his hairstyle being pure solid cum. he is also rumored to be behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

yo lil cumshot's new album 'semen demon ' just dropped and its fire!!!

by abit too black person September 14, 2023

cumshot

when your having sex and white stuff cums out ur dick

Wow! U have a far cumshot

by yourbestfriendsgirl June 13, 2018

cumshotable

Adj. Cum-shot-a-ble. Attractive or cute, sometimes with the appeal of innocence, enticing someone to ejaculate onto.

"That young receptionist has an extremely cumshotable face."

by The Enthusiast March 4, 2009

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump January 2, 2009

jersey cumshot

Holding in sperm and then releasing it.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.

Girl 1: Girl, did he do the Jersey cumshot?
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.

by jersey4life January 19, 2011