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Computard

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.
My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!
by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008
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Computard

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
by jonjeff July 17, 2014
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Computard

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.
Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!
by Joshwalla May 23, 2009
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comptarded

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
Laura can never get her Yahoo! Messenger to work, she's fundamentally comptarded.
by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
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Complitarded

adj. Complicated to a point of incouragable inefficiency and utter uselessness.
This project has become complitarded.
by Chris Hinkle April 5, 2006
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computard

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac
This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.
by arris January 27, 2008
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Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.
You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.
by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003
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