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Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.
Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !
by EightBall February 5, 2014
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compretend

When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.
My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.
by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013
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over compensator

A man who tries way too hard to feel better about having a small penis. Usually seen trying to impress women with cars, cash, clothes, or a macho attitude. This showing off helps them to think that people dont know about the small johnson. Most often, over compensators have no actual personality or character. Usually loners that hide the fact that they really want to kill themselves because of their tiny penises.
Tom Brady is a totally perfect example of an over compensator.
by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010
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sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.
Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.
by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
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Competitive Player

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Nick you're such a competitive player !
by __Le__ June 16, 2017
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The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.
The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!
by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020
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Comphet

Comphet stands for “compulsory heterosexuality.” It has it’s own definition on Wikipedia or whatever, and that’s generally correct, but not entirely.

Comphet is a term generally used in lesbian circles that refers to when a lesbian is led to think that she’s attracted to men. This can manifest in her also knowing she’s into women, and thinking she’s bi, or her not even recognizing she’s into women, and thinking she’s straight. This experience can be hard for them to go through.

This happens to gay men to an extent as well, but not nearly as often or strongly.
Person 1: Why did you date Boy? You’re a lesbian, right?
Lesbian: Oh, that was just comphet.
by Foster-Florence October 28, 2020
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