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Compliance audit

A term used by governments that are broke to round up some extra cash from tradesmen and businesses for stupid inane paperwork breaches Can also be used to annoy people they think support an alternate government. May use varying guidelines between regions for extra effect.
My workshop has a compliance audit due for Roadworthy's soon and lpg, environment, air conditioning, tax, OH&S and workplace employment regulation. I wonder if i can make it through the year without an improvement notice or fine
by Pippi scragbag January 30, 2012
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compliance violation

a shitty company law preventing the use of pornography, etc. on a laptop/desktop owned by your employer.
"hmm im feeling a little devilish, ill look at some porn on my work comp, im at home on my own wi-fi connection so the boss can't catch me. (the next day at work) "COMPLIANCE VIOLATION!!! your fired!" says the boss (to the man that earlier looked at porn). This is usually caused by the company putting some shitty office watcher such as Trend Micro offiscan client.
by [MaLiCiOuS] January 29, 2010
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Malicious Over-Compliance

A variation of malicious compliance where you respond (or offer to respond) with way more than what was asked of you, in order to try and pressure the asker to back off.
Sue: "So I told my husband I wasn't ok with him staying at his ex-girlfriend's house when he visited her town," and he was like, 'fine, I'll never hang out alone with any female friend - ever - if that's what it takes for you to trust me'!"

Sam: "That's some grade-A malicious over-compliance. My Mom's the queen of it. I told her I didn't have time to talk for 3 hours on the phone every day and she goes 'oh I'm so sorry, I'll stop bothering you with my sad, boring life - I'll never demand speak to you again... but perhaps you would allow me a 2-minute call on my birthdays and maybe Christmas?' Like, geez, lady!"

Kid: "Bye Dad, I'm gonna hang out with some older guys in a parking lot."

Sam: "No you're not - it's 10:30pm on a school night ."

Kid: "Fine, I guess I'll just stay home all day every day and never do anything but study and pray!"

Sam: "That's nice, kid - now do your homework." *turns to Sue* "Yeah, my daughter apparently inherited the malicious over compliance talent from gran-gran. I was sort hoping she'd get Mom's singing talent, but nooo... just the theater drama."
by Mai Ainsel July 9, 2020
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Malicious compliance

When a superior gives you incredibly bad orders, and out of spite, you follow them to the letter, knowing the result is going to be disastrous.
Bobby: Don't change the formulas of this report. If you do, you're fired.
Frank: Whatever you say, boss.

Two weeks pass. Bobby calls Frank in to his office.

Bobby: You knew that report contained errors in its format. Why didn't you fix it, you shit?

Frank: Because you told me not to, you dick. It was malicious compliance.
by Laurentus February 11, 2018
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evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.
The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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covert bipartisan compliance

The phenomenon is where individuals from different political parties work together behind closed doors to achieve common goals.

This type of collaboration is often kept hidden from the public as it goes against the expectations of their respective constituencies who may view such cooperation as betrayal.

By working together in secret, politicians can avoid being seen as compromising their principles or party loyalty while still getting things done.

The result is an agreement or resolution that benefits both sides but is not openly acknowledged due to fears of backlash from voters.
Covert bipartisan compliance is a sneaky tactic used by American politicians to deceive the public.
by Type2GenomeManiac May 23, 2023
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Non-Compliance Tax

When offering some a Joint whilst they are otherwise occupied..and taking a longer time with it
*playing CoD*
Jim *getting well into it, paying no attention to J*
Dave *offers to pass J without saying anything, just holding it there*
Jim *has no clue J is waiting for him to take
Dave: Non-Compliance Tax! *smokes some more
by TwinTown23 December 11, 2011
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