Competition psychosis

An altered state experienced by participants and/or fans of a sporting event which render them incapable or rational thought. It can occur before, during, and after the event. Face painting and conspiracy theories are all examples of people experiencing competition psychosis.

Dude 1: Can't believe how those refs were cheating my boys.

Dude 2: They lost by 40.

Dude 1: The refs hated us.

Dude 2: You got a bad case of competition psychosis if you believe the refs were the reason for that ass kicking.

by DDJudge December 18, 2012

competitional

To be competitive and not know the correct word to define it.

Sorry to get so serious during the game, I'm just really competitional.

by Go Tampa Bay Buccs February 25, 2011

Urban Dictionary Competitor

Person who tries to get the most words approved on Urban Dictionary

She got five words approved on urban dictionary. She is an urban dictionary competitor!!

by Docmbc448 November 8, 2013

competize

When everything is going well but one person says/does something to change everything

"Yo boys let's get rowdy tonight!" "Naah man, gotta do this assignment." "BRO WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA COMPETIZE?"

"Yo we still getting sushi today as we agreed 3 years ago?" "Naah sorry guys today is hot yoga day" "STOP COMPETIZING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH."

by rslslsl March 3, 2016

complishment

Complishment is a high state of being, combining the finality of completion and the esteem of accomplishment.

Etymology: "Complishment" was first introduced into the English language in a scholarly communication about gravity, which can be found in the ArXiV paper ArXiv:0908.2271

"This paper has been withdrawn by the authors due to the paper is far from complishment." (ibid)

The health care bill is finally close to complishment.

by DefinitionComplishment March 25, 2010

Competitive Sex

The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.

Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about

by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022

uranate like a competitive equine

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.

Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

by Telephony January 20, 2011