compensation truck

A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.

Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!

Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)

("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.

by North American May 25, 2008

Copenhater

A Skoal chewer, or; more generally, one who dislikes Copenhagen.

Yung J- "Hey, you want some of this Skoal peach?"

Dirty E-"Man, you're such a Copenhater. Satisfaction since 1822, son!"

by GSGmayhemGSG December 24, 2010

compensated dating

A (Japanese) phenomenon that involves a (Japanese) schoolgirl (mostly in high school) dating a middle-aged man for money. It is frowned upon and shouldn't be done.

Kokona was in Shisuta Town doing compensated dating. How awful of her!

by LadyMeriamWebster August 23, 2016

commenhater

n.
1. A broadcaster or writer who attacks and criticizes instead of reports and analyzes people or events that's in the news.
2. One who writes or delivers a commentary or commentaries by attacking and criticizing.

There's a commenhater in alot of these commentators, especially on the sports channels.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 12, 2009

Compensator

When someone drives a humongous lifted pickup truck b/c they have a chode or aka tiny penis.

"Look at that lifted truck, that's a big truck!" "Yeah that person is definitely driving a compensator!"

by assassin88man August 30, 2014

compenscate

To justifiably steal something, usually from an employer, especially after losing one's job.

"Dude, where'd you get that laptop?" "I compenscated it after Inacomp announced they were closing. I mean, they're screwed anyway, they'll never miss it, and I deserve it."

by DrewinMadtown April 8, 2008

compensating

Hiding the fact that you have a tiny dick, by wearing large objects.

If a guy is eating a 7in. hot dog, he is probably compensating.

by AdvancedCheatah November 29, 2017