Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.

Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

sweater commando

The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.

Look at that girls cleavage!

I love when she goes sweater commando.

by Kpeng January 5, 2017

amy's baking company

A terrible restaurant run by an angry Arabian and a psycho blonde. Made famous by Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Closed down a while ago so don't even think about going.

"That restaurant made Amy's Baking company look like fine dining!!!

by LORD OF THE YEET November 26, 2018

Buckfast Commando

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)

Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"

by Bullcoh February 23, 2009

armchair commando

Somebody who collects weapons, usually knives, guns, and swords, and talks a lot about warfare, violence and the the like. Has never actually fought in a war, or been in the military, but loves the two subjects. Fantasizes about being a navy SEAL or a federal agent. Usually a giant pussy when the shit actually hits the fan.

Greg: "Aw man, I wanna be a Navy SEAL soooo bad. Because they have the biggest variety of weapons to choose from. I just bought a shotgun with a pistol grip, so I'm already in training."

Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."

Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"

by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012

Commanbeer

To take possession of beer left in your fridge for over a week. Typically done with beer left over from a party.

Brad: Dude, where'd my beer that I left from that party two weeks ago go?
Blake: After one week of being left in my fridge I commanbeered it and drank it.

Brad: :(

by BadAirDizzle April 5, 2011

Weighted Companion Cube

Your best friend in the whole wide world.

This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

by Frostblade November 1, 2007