Commit Die

when Ur roblox girlfriend breaks up with you and you type in chat, Commit Die

You: i dont like you

xX.egirl.Xx: ok bye
You: Commit Die!!
You hear sobbing in your uncles room

by Danovan September 8, 2020

Youtube comments

The only place where a polite discussion about kittens can lead to a flame war about government conspiracies.

*in youtube comments*

Person 1: That cat is quite adorable
Person 2: Yes, indeed
Person 3: I know, it's so cute the way it purrs!

*5 mins later

Person 1: ASS SHIT FAG THE GOVERNMENT CAUSED 9/11 BITCH VACCINATIONS BIN LADEN MOON LANDING FAKE
MARS RAPE NUCLEAR WAR

Person 2: IDIOT NOOB FUCKED YOUR MOM NAZIS WW3 AL QAEDA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT ABORTIONS CALL OF DUTY
DEMOCRAT RIGHT WING JFK HOLOCAUST SHIT

Person 3: I'm just gonna...uh...go to another video

by Extinguisher February 1, 2014

YouTube Comments

Cancer

YouTube Comments are unexplained madness.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

go commit not feeling so good

If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.

Thanos: Go commit not feeling so good
Spider man: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

by Garbageeeee July 22, 2018

YouTube Comments

When read, reader usually dies a little inside.

Typical YouTube Comments:

U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...

by Talking shit September 26, 2014

underrated comment

The response to every top YouTube comment.

*clever comment with thousands of upvotes*
“underrated comment”

by pqalmz November 1, 2020

go commit die

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back

person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit

by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018