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projectile commenting

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.
"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"
by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007
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commandon

When you get a hard on whilst going 'commando'
Dude! I got a stiffy whilst wearing no underwear. I got a proper commandon.
by c.arnold June 27, 2008
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Communing

Another word for tuning because tuning is cringe af. The stage before dating someone.
"OMG Josh and I are communing!"
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Dry commenting

Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.
"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"
by wondercito March 11, 2021
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Cowmanning

A nigga riding you hardcore with his dick flip flopping in your face
Me and Gerald had a big night of cowmanning yesterday. His cock flew EVERYWHERE!
by CUMSLURPER November 17, 2020
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In-Commandant

Military Officer not having or showing the necessary skills to do their job successfully, yet promoted to rank of Commandant.
synonyms: inept, unskilled, amateurish, unprofessional, lacking ability, bungling, blundering, bag of ham, clumsy, inadequate, substandard, inferior, ineffective, deficient, inefficient, ineffectual, no good, not good enough, wanting, lacking, leaving much to be desired; incapable, unfit, unsuitable, unqualified, pathetic, cack-handed, ham-fisted, not up to it, a dead loss, not up to scratch, not know one's arse from one's elbow, couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
If you keep breathing, you too will eventually become In-Commandant. Keep breathing!
by F1abg9! November 16, 2018
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Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.
So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?
by MM132 September 9, 2019
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