The Commandments

The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.

1. thought shalt get laid

2.though shall not be gay

3.thou shalt have a honey wagon

4. thou shalt scam on honeys

5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline

6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)

7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys

8.thou shall get stoned

9. gretta is a bitch and that is that

10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)

the commandments make life barable

by biscuit bega January 01, 2006

in command

be in command (of yourself ) = to be calm and completely in control of your behavior and emotions

In addition to the flight review, to act as pilot in command of an aircraft carrying passengers,

by www.teacher-soft.com November 18, 2013

The Commander

One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.

The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.

by the trombone April 07, 2019

commander

The one and only, the Official.

can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND

will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.

also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander

that move just put you in high command, you commander!

that is such a commander!

by TheOfficialDimitri May 29, 2011

Commander

A mixed drink consisting of four shots of whiskey (commonly Pendleton) and four shots of Peach Schnapps; essentially eight pillow biters in the same glass.

He tried to drink a commander but blew chunks an hour later.

by DWMlives December 13, 2010

Commanded

To be dominated by an opponent so much so that the recipient or the owned individual is left in a confounded, confused, or embarrassed state. Similar to being owned, dominated, categorically poned, raped, or prison raped. The origins of the term can be traced back to suburban street racing; however, the word may have appropriate applicability to various other jestful or divisive, hypermasculine, competitive situations.

1) That stock Mustang just got commanded by the Lamborghini Murciélago in the quarter mile.
2) Dude, you are getting categorically commanded by Trent on almost every front: he just dominated you at Wii Tennis and he is already on drink #7 while you are nursing your first beer.

by TheBinford5000 December 03, 2011

commander commander

superior to commander, however often overshadowed by commander commander commander.

"I am the commander here"
"Oh really? I'm the commander commander!"
"Sorry for disrespecting you, commander commander."

by notarealperson111 January 31, 2021