Conference Claw

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

ghetto conference call

Situation where two or more people, usually in an urban setting, have a conversation as loudly as possible. The purpose of the interaction is to express an opinion, threat, compliment, or a thread of discourse, and is said in a public forum at the top of one's voice. The call generally concerns a traditionally private or intimate subject, that most individuals would not want to be involved in, but provides free entertainment to everyone in the immediate vicinity.

Jerome and Tyrone engaged in a ghetto conference call, with Jerome's girlfriend, outside her apartment building. Although neighbors and bystanders were not intended to hear the discussion, the drama was witnessed by everyone within earshot. Everyone was amused...

by enemyoffreedom June 25, 2010

Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.

Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.

by B-MAG November 3, 2013

Commences

Verb:
To begin happening, or begin something, to start.

The year's commences are at the 1st of Januari.

by Jafje April 26, 2007

Man Conference

A fast action council of bros to make fast decisions, crowd source opinions. Usually occur to decide where to go out to dinner or who to ban from the inner circle.

That asshat was a total narc so we held a man conference to ban him from the apartment for good.

by letithappen88 November 7, 2016

Conference Call

On the toilet. Taking a poop.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm in a conference call and my boss is being a real asshole.

by alexanderthegreat3324 October 15, 2007

Comprende

To Understand, usually ask in a question, which is finished with Comprende.

Comprende? : You Understand?

by Conor Nickargra May 16, 2006