Reverse Combine Harvester

A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.

ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.

by TheTractorLover December 10, 2012

The Combine

The Combine is a multidimensional empire which serves as the primary antagonistic force in the video game Half-Life 2, developed by Valve Corporation. The Combine consist of alien, synthetic, and human elements, and dominate Earth. The Combine is a multidimensional empire which serves as the primary antagonistic force in the video game Half-Life 2, developed by Valve Corporation. The Combine consist of alien, synthetic, and human elements, and dominate Earth.

Glory to The Combine.

by Th3 0v3rse3r December 18, 2016

Comboine Harrrvestorr

a farming implement. Very satisfying to pronounce when said with a Somerset or farmer accent.

"I've got a brand new comboine harrrvestorr."
"Will you give me the key?"
"No."

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

Combines

Combines are like acorns, only larger. they can be tripped over so therefore need harvested. (by a brand new combine harvester) they can be a variety of colours, mainly brown or gold though. Combines can be eaten by many animals but usually ones of a small nature. (squirrels and rabbits etc) Combines originate from Trees and acorns. they are a mixture of both

Guy 1 - "Woah! What are those things that resemble acorns but also look slightly like a tree?!"

Guy 2 - "Dude, those are combines? Do you not see that Combine Harvester going through the fields collecting them?"

Guy 1 - "oh, man your right. Combines rock!"

by ilikewordss November 21, 2010

Shadow Combine

Shadow Combine is just a human being

Shadow Combine is Best Boi

by LJ is best gurl April 21, 2021

Shadow Combine

A soggy old pickle. But a cool one

Shadow Combine is a piece of shit, a cool one obviously

by urmom_LJ November 22, 2021

Combiner

Any type of tomato used in COMBINATION with guacamole, usually on a taco, usually on Tuesday.

Does that tomato make a good combiner?

by keeganturnerwood June 10, 2018