coma

1) Frickin' cool to the max, or sweet. You can add sufixes to the end such as -able, -ing, -licious, and all that good stuff.

2) A state of deep, often prolonged unconsciousness, usually the result of injury, disease, or poison.

"Dude, that movie was for definentally coma!"
"That is the most comalicious rock I ever saw, for sure"
"Eh, yes sir, I was late because I was in a coma."

by MILK (I do a body good... bitch) April 8, 2006

Comas

A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.

Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS!
Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

coma

sleeping away your life. must sleep at least 18 hrs a day and must have the dead bolt locked in the middle of the day in a securely locked and guarded trustworthy university dorm building. also must wear granny nightgowns with slippers and look like a bulldog-slug hybrid.

I fucking came home tonight at fucking 6:00 and fucking Beitung slothed out of her fucking room, awaking from her fucking coma in her fucking nightgown and locked the fucking dead bolt and now my key has to turn four fucking times. Fuck.

by the cooler suitemate November 8, 2006

Comas

also : gay. and proud of small muscles.

Wow, what a wimp. Silly Comas, dicks aren't for you.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

coma

when you beat someone up really bad that they get really hurt.

"if you slap me i will put you in a coma"

by watermelondria the ratchet December 1, 2015

runescape coma

When a person can't focus in work/school because they were up all night playing Runescape.

Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?

Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.

by imspazz12 February 21, 2010

Weed Coma

When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.

“Yo I smoked so much weed last night I got put into Weed Coma”

by brandonxperry June 2, 2019