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A scapegoat for people to blame metal bands like Marilyn Manson and Rammstein for our problems with violence. It also blamed neo-nazism, action movies like the Matrix, great TV shows like South Park , and those very fun violent video games. I mean it is a sad story that there were all of those casualties, but it doesn't hide the fact that preps and jocks are the ones who just pick on the ones who are different from them, and in time it shows that mean people are the true reason. I listen to sick music all the time, I watch South Park every night, I've seen some real bloody action movies in my time, and played Grand Theft Auto and Max Payne and it's never promoted me to kill. The only thing that sets students off are greedy principles that try to control your every movement, students that make everyone feel bad, and WAL-MART. (damn walmart and all of their secret ploys to take over your mind.)
The senators and governers can do all they want like taking away music, tv shows, games, and movies, but that isn't going to solve anything. So pull your head out of your asses and finally relize that people are the things that piss people off! Everyone should also watch Bowling For Columbine, Micheal Moore is a genius!
by awex January 5, 2004
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columbine

A field day for the press to rag on about what modern entertainment is doing for our kids. See speculation. In the end, only retards believe their lies. Or maybe just there are too many people like me whining about their lies for even retards not to notice.


Moral is "Do unto others"
If you're a jock, make sure the kids you pick on are too retarded to know how to work a gun.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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Columbine Music

Innocent bands incorrectly accused of causing or encouraging the shooting at Columbine.
One of the guys favorite band's were Rammstein and KMFDM.
by none September 28, 2003
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Columbine Shooting Range

Columbine high school's shooting range, located in the lunch room, shut down in 1999
Don't come to health class today, all we did was watch a movie about the columbine shooting range
by My name Jeff please May 9, 2017
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Columbine

1. A beautiful flower. Also the state flower of Colorado (even before the incident)
2. One of the most tragic of attacks the nation has ever seen. On 20 April 1999 Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris entered their high school in Littleton, Colorado and murdered 13 people - 12 students and a teacher, before taking their own lives. Blame whomever you want, but they were the ones to pull the triggers and set up the bombs. Sadly, few really learned the lesson outside of Littleton.
Show some respect people, this was the most horrific of events and some of you just laugh it off. I'm disgusted.
by 'rado May 15, 2005
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Columbusing

The art of discovering something that isn't new
1492, Columbus was Columbusing the 'new world' one journal entry at a time
by Pms07 July 8, 2014
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Columbine Catastrophe

An alternate name for Reaper's ult in Overwatch.
Player: I just Columbine Catastrophe'd their entire team!
by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016
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