Colson

Colson is the biggest jerk on the planet. Always putting down random people just because.
"Dude, have you seen Colson today?"
"He's such an asshole, isn't he, dude?"
"Yeah man, Colson should just stop being a jerk."
by Muffinzx April 28, 2015
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Colson

Colson is a very sweet funny guy that’s good a soccer and skating. Colson has beautiful blue eyes and brown hair, Colson is very tall and athletic. Colson is a very popular guy, friends with everyone as long as their not dicks. Once Colson has his eye on a girl he tries his best to get her with no distractions. Colson usually goes for the short, cute, funny girls because everyone knows that Colson’s are dominant. Colson makes his moves on the girl he like anything from touching arms to inner thighs to even kissing. Colson’s fall in love very quickly and almost without thinking but most the time their impulse decisions work our pretty well. In bed Colson will be on top but when you get on top he can’t control himself. Colson is a loving partner and a guy every girl wants to be with, to win a Colson’s heart you have to spend as much time with him and never be distant Colson’s crave attention.
“Omg colson and _____ are so cute together, I knew they would be a couple from the start!”
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colson baker

The sexiest, funniest, nicest, most interesting man youll ever meet. You will fall in love with him right away. You may even ask him to marry you!
Shit, I love Colson Baker (Col) hes my daddyyyyy!!!!
by Colissexy November 10, 2020
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Graham colson

Graham colson is an amazingg man who is tall, sexy and has the most amazingg green eyes you will ever see in your entire life. and he has the biggest dick in the world like no joke that thing is gonna take over world and rule with an iron fist
Hey did yu jus see graham colson? Hell yea i did and he was damn sexy!!
by kakelaaa May 29, 2011
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Bonzie Colson

The best player on Notre dame, and the best player in college basketball. The most loyal player you will ever see. Can do just about anything on the court, against whoever is guarding him. Averages a double double like its his job. Most people hate him cuz they aint him. Just consider him the goat. You can watch him in the Natty in April
Bonzie Colson is the GOAT. Bonzie Colson just scored another double double. I wish I could fuck Bonzie Colson
by Luke Hincks May 8, 2018
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Brad Colson

The poorest excuse for a human
by Brittlololol September 8, 2018
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colson attack

When your on any type of instant messaging service and someone has IM'ed you the second you sign on.
*Signs on AIM* (2:41:00 PM)
bob1234:((2:41:14 PM) hey whats up!
ME12244:(2:41:50 PM) dude, you just colson attacked me
by Delilah<3 July 30, 2007
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