A very, very deceptively
alcoholic cocktail that is can be concocted quite feasibly with cheap vodka but also works excellently with a more high-class vodka such as Absolut and Absolut Citron.
Yummy.
The basis of this cocktail is
lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a
big, tall glass and filling it with
ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the
bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.
What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell
OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.
Revered in many circles because, even though real
men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.
1. "What are you drinking tonight Mikey?
Beer, like a real man?"
"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah,
Lemon-fresh."
"Good GOD!!"
2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."
"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...
BANG!(Falls on floor.)"
3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"
"Making Collins'."
"OH HELL YEAH!!"
