A fun nighttime activity. Under the cover of darkness a man or woman sneaks into a morgue with a shoehorn, white mask, and a tuna grinder. Only after finding a deceased woman can the wild sex begin. The shoehorn is only necessary if the corpse’s pussy has become too stiff for penetration.
by Nob April 28, 2004
Get the Cold Cutsmug. 
The magical, mystical basis for Subway's business. It's a pre-slabbed "meat"nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. Supposedly kosher*. (*I am not a rabbi).
Dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
Dave: can you just take the ham off then?
Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham.
Dave: ummm ...
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
Dave: can you just take the ham off then?
Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham.
Dave: ummm ...
by TotoMMB December 27, 2011
Get the Cold Cut Combomug. by dankeggman February 28, 2018
Get the cold cut combomug. "lezzing-out"
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.
Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.
by LogTeats Kep July 25, 2008
Get the Mixing Cold Cutsmug. by Pandabear92520 February 18, 2018
Get the cold cut combomug. by A good sandwich February 26, 2018
Get the Cold Cut Combomug.