Congrads

Congratulations shortened, and for people who don't know how to spell.
The proper spelling is congrats.

Mazel Tov, morons!!!

OMG, ur 13 and having ur cuzzins BABBY??!!!1
CONGRADS!!!!!!1

by NancyLeigh August 16, 2009

congratufuckinglations

congratulating someone in a sarcatic way .

jon: i just got a new free car that's 26 years old !

regan: well, congratufuckinglations ! no one gives a shit .

by regan sucksss July 2, 2009

coingratulations

Monetary compensation combined with verbal (written or spoken) praise for a job well done.

When Maria exceeded her monthly work goals, her boss generously compensated her with her due coingratulations.

by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011

coingratulate

To compensate monetarily, combined with verbal (written or spoken) praise for a job well done.

At the board meeting, the President made an effort to coingratulate Andrew, who well-deserved every bit of coingratulations.

by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009

congratudolences

Congratulations offered to a co-worker who has just accepted a promotion that will certainly lead to misery.

Hey, Greg, my congratudolences on making division chief.

by colleraldamage2009 September 2, 2009

Congratubating

The practice of, upon reaching an accomplishment, rewarding oneself with a vigorous masterbation session.

Once Jimmy scored 90% on his test he was finally able to celebrate by congratubating himself!

by Dirty Daddie June 16, 2013