A female who attends a work conference under the pretense of business, but in reality sees it solely as an opportunity to get drunk and bang a new guy, preferably a married one.
Oh look! Sarah, the conference whore from Lantana Consulting, has set her sights on yet another married man at this HL7 working group meeting!
by Bond Architect September 7, 2013
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Chris Colfer is flawless, he hips lie when they swing to beat 'Single ladies'!
He has a never ending collection of Llamas and a badass cat named Brian!
I heard his books have been known to bring people of all ages joy all over the world.
They constantly are in the best sellers list and 'Good Reads' and the 'Newyork Times' praise them!
Did you know fans come from far and wide just to get a glimpse of this man?
He even acts as an inconic character Kurt Hummel on the Fox Tv show 'Glee'!
Many lives have been saved, and so many others inspired!
He has a never ending collection of Llamas and a badass cat named Brian!
I heard his books have been known to bring people of all ages joy all over the world.
They constantly are in the best sellers list and 'Good Reads' and the 'Newyork Times' praise them!
Did you know fans come from far and wide just to get a glimpse of this man?
He even acts as an inconic character Kurt Hummel on the Fox Tv show 'Glee'!
Many lives have been saved, and so many others inspired!
by al0v3lygrl December 4, 2013
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by Colferesqueness October 26, 2012
Get the Chris Colfer mug.Being extremely depressed after an awesome weekend at a youth and government conference. Withdrawal usually lasts a day or two depending on the conference. With Sacramento it's escpecially bad
Dude what's up with him
He just came back from Bob 2 and it was his last year, his conference depression is really bad
Dam that sucks
He just came back from Bob 2 and it was his last year, his conference depression is really bad
Dam that sucks
by norcalkid January 20, 2009
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(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
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Get the porcelain coiler mug.a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}
"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"
"yea, the teacher went crazy."
"you grounded?"
"until i move out -___-"
"yea, the teacher went crazy."
"you grounded?"
"until i move out -___-"
by Cat (: November 17, 2009
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