The hair cut that most wife beater, open front hollister wearing fuck boys have that flips up in the front.
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one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. It suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name "coiffer". most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office bitch.
you are such a coiffer, look at that faggy hairdoo your rockin'.
Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!
We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.
Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!
We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.
by Fairf November 18, 2007
Get the coiffer mug.the neglected cold bit of tea left over at the end of a delicious brew.
some are not prone to leaving coifers, others are repeat offenders. a coifer can also be someone who excessively leaves a coifer.
some are not prone to leaving coifers, others are repeat offenders. a coifer can also be someone who excessively leaves a coifer.
by beccastarr February 26, 2011
Get the coifer mug.A term which is most applicable when used in Mountain Biking, but is still relevant otherwise. While riding along a trail behind someone, mostly, up a steep incline. The person in front decides not to continue to maintain their speed, but rather, allow their momentum to barely carry them over the apex, forcing the person behind the rider to either stop, eat their back tire, or in extreme cases, fly over their bars like superman.
I was about to fly past that newbie, but he wouldn't let me around and then coiffed me at the peak inside Little Razorback.
Don't coiff me, bro!!
Don't coiff me, bro!!
by MTB guy August 18, 2011
Get the Coiff mug.The phenomenon that happens the morning before your haircut when it turns out perfect making you question whether to cancel your haircut or keep it
My hair came out perfect and my appointment for a cut is tonight! Should I cancel? What kind of Coiff-fuckery is this?
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