Coffication

To drink coffe and have some communication between friends.

Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.

by J Pizzle October 2, 2004

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Vincent Coffeepot

To perform this sexual act, one must balance upon one's hands while on a kitchen counter with one's body semi-parallel to the ground and feet suspended. At the same time, one is being made love to slowly from behind while a pot of coffee is being made. Simultaneously, with the second party's orgasm, the finished pot of coffee is poured upon the first party's back in a truly satisfying display.

The name is inspired by the popular gay porn star, Jon Vincent.

Man 1: Dude, my back hurts so much.

Man 2: What happened?

Man 1: Jon gave me a Vincent Coffeepot.

by Drewd January 18, 2011

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Coffeegate

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.

"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018

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coffeebagger

Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.

"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."

by towhee March 1, 2010

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