by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007
Get the cockmeister mug.A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.
Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.
Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.
Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.
Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.
Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.
Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?
Guy 1: No.
by FalseProfit April 14, 2011
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Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.
True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
by arsebum October 17, 2009
Get the cockmaster mug.n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings
Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries
A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.
Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
by VRH November 19, 2007
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Get the Cockmeter mug.A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
by JV May 9, 2004
Get the shitface cockmaster mug.It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.
From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.
by lenkun August 9, 2008
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