cocktober surprise

A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.

Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.

by Frankiez October 1, 2006

cocktober

The month of October, as renamed by the Spice Channel, xtube, and various other porn resources.

See all your favorites sucking and fucking every day, $35 an hour, only for the month of Cocktober.

by Julia Murney July 3, 2007

Cocktoberfest

A party where men outnumber the women

John - Hey Tom, how was the party last night?
Tom - It sucked man, it was a fucking Cocktoberfest.

by Ryan_Palmer July 13, 2007

Croctober

The only time of year it is socially acceptable to wear crocs.

Kate: "Wtf why are you wearing crocs??"
Madi: "Uh... it's croctober, Kate. Get with it."

by noibrowz October 1, 2017

Cocktober

The month dedicated to being sus with the homies

Bro it’s cocktober I ain’t gay tho

by Bingbong your opinion is wrong October 7, 2020

cocktoberfest

When two single girls move in together at the end of September and decide to get all the cock in October.

Damn, this month is sooooo going to be cocktoberfest. WE NEED ALL OF THE COCKS!

by jnco28 September 14, 2013

Cocktoberfest

Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.

I jacked off 125 times for Cocktoberfest!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020