Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.

1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."

by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007

coconutties

The Cookies Sold By The Girls In The First Despicable Me, Sadly The Girls Only Sold 18 Coconutties :(

YOU ONLY SOLD 18 COCONUTTIES DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S A GOOD SALES DAY?!?!

by CoconuttieMan January 28, 2021

coconutoilism

A person who is so hipster that they try hard so so hard to be hipster that they are on a no cal diet and only go to vegan restaurants even thou they no vego.

"Hey look at that mother fucking coconutoilst, what a hoe....do you believe in coconutoilism"?

by Jostylm jostd August 28, 2017

coconutty

have you ever had toasted coconut ice cream and it was too coconutty? well that means that their is an overpowering taste of coconut and it’s just bad.

jake: “what ice cream flavor did
you get?”
marissa: “toasted coconut and it was too coconutty😔”

by mommakittykat June 22, 2019

Coconutty

adj. - being nutty to extreme proportions. Acting silly or crazy, but in a fun way.

Derived from coconut, a large fruit
and nutty, meaning a little psycho.

Example #1:
Look at Jeryl over there spitting milk out of her nose, man she is coconutty!

by Gorillafaceoff October 6, 2011

coconutting

shitting on a girls chest, while tit fucking her and then cumming all over her tits.

what is coconutting?

by Line and Steen May 3, 2008

Coconutting

Code for gay sex in a tropical location.

Bruce and I are totally going to Fire Island for some hardcore coconutting.

by dcxoffender April 2, 2009