coconuts

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.

"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"

by aaronak November 9, 2004

Coconuts

Something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by pseudonym March 20, 2004

Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015

coconuts

Tits, boobs, breasts, melons, jugs.

She's got a lovely pair of coconuts!!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Mother Coconuts

A term for words that can drop you dead in laughter. Originally played on Sal Vulcano by the Impractical Jokers in their "Name Game" Series.

"When they told me my gynecologist's name was Dr. Hymen, I almost fell off my chair. It was such a Mother Coconuts of a name."

by OregonWarrior August 26, 2017

coconuts

What Scar from the Lion king has

"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts jiggly jiggly. Big ones small ones fat ones some as big as your head."

by Quincy w. H. February 27, 2008

Coconuts

Something that Blows your mind in a Dope way....Anything Completely off the Hook,Chain or Yezzelbar/Meat Rack - what have you....Something Straight bananas, Completely Bonkers....Soo Dope it'z ReTarDed....Crazy, Nuts, ILL, Slammin....Insane in the membrane....

Yo, Have you heard that new beat by Guru?
The Shit is Coconuts dog....Soo Dope it'z Disgustin'

Yo u seen Saw 15?
Yeah Homie, that shit was coconuts....

Yo How was the Club last night couzo?
YO shit was straight poppin off, fuckin coconuts out that mother fucker....

Yo I just laced my new whip with the boomin' system kid...The shit is Coconuts daddy...Hear me from like a Block away....

Yo fool u fuck with that nigga you got to be insane in the membrane mother fucker....Straight Coconuts par....

by J0J0292 April 20, 2010