When you take your cock and stick it in an unclothed male's taint area while eating a corn muffin. Then, after finishing the muffin, (cock still in taint) you put vaginal fluid mixed with cheese wizz and place it gently into a ugly fat girl's blueberry cunt.
Cocktakls is an unintentional misspelling of cocktails that cannot be attributed to the fault of autocorrect. It is simply a dumb spelling error and you have every right to mock your friends for misspelling cocktail in that particular way. 9 out of 10 people do not misspell cocktails as cocktakls. Those who do are not cool. Always get a copy of twilight for their birthdays. They'll learn spelling.