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Henry Plager is such a douche cock. He is such a big dumbass.

by Nolan Snyder July 29, 2008

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1. An asshole.
2. Person that pops their collar.
3. Preppy private school kids.

You're such a douche cock.

by Gabe F November 11, 2006

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A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

by chrislamma April 3, 2009

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A penis that produces such a large load of sperm that it can act as a douche

Marysaid "He is such a douche cock, after he came it was flowing out of me!"

by SirJonHere November 2, 2009

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A tool for probie firefighters to find on the fire truck. This pretend tool can also be used for plumbers, electricians, and builders. This tool gets the Probie or newbie out of the way for a few hours and it is funny when they ask others where the Douche Cock is.

hey i sent the new guy off for the DOUCHE COCK. But there no such thing as a Douche cock. "Yes But he doesn't know this."

by Fupa Gile March 23, 2007