Cocktales

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cocktagenarian

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).

The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

cocktangular

adj. something in the shape of, or resembling, a penis.

The island of Manhattan, Florida, and a beer bottle are all cocktangular.

by Joe Neely December 28, 2005

cocktangle

Group sex in which the many/most of the participants are male, to the point that it's difficult or impossible to find a position without two or more cocks touching.

Dave: how was that orgy the other night?
Bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks -- a regular cocktangle.

by mmcg1 April 7, 2011

Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).

You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.

by gregben March 12, 2022

High coctane

When a man is fucking in overdrive, he has high coctane. To ramp your stroke cycle up to high RPM.

Little Johnny started with slow deep romantic love making, as his penis gained confidance he started power fucking with High Coctane. This left her vagina numb and sore!!

by LittleNicky9999 December 15, 2011

cocktale

Sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite sex. The stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarrassing.

Friend: Dude, tell me about your cocktale last night!
Cocktale Sharer: Bro, it was awful. First, I couldn't figure out how to un-do her bra. Then, we were walked in on twice! Worst night ever!

by cocktaler January 2, 2011